Been trying to identify the spiders that populate the exterior of my house during spider season

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/11/2016 at 16:47 • Filed to: sarcasm

I found out that the Brown Recluse, Black Widow, Hobo, and Huntsman spider are all indigenous to Washington.

And if anyone’s curious, I found out it’s the garden orb-weaving spider. I love that those guys eat all the nasty insects so they don’t bother me.

DISCUSSION (32)

spanfucker retire bitch > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 16:50

All I’m hearing is that I should never live in the PNW. Good to know, thanks.

Svend > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 16:50

So when is your moving date? What state are you going to be moving to?

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 16:51

You wish you had cute little jumping spiders like I have at my house.

Kinja'd!!!

TheHondaBro > Svend
09/11/2016 at 16:51

I’m going to move into a state of delirium.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
09/11/2016 at 16:52

I had those little guys in California.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 16:54

They’re so cute.

They just look at you and do this the entire time.

Kinja'd!!!

Viggen > jkm7680
09/11/2016 at 16:56

The only spiders I won’t use the nuke gif on.

Viggen > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 16:57

Do you want me to use the nuke gif? Because this is how I use the nuke gif.

jkm7680 > Viggen
09/11/2016 at 16:57

Same, everything else I will gladly kill with fire.

I kinda want a giant dog sized one as a pet.

Viggen > jkm7680
09/11/2016 at 16:58

I want one roughly the size of a Camel Spider. Who talks and plays bongos with his mandibles and wears water droplet hats.

TheHondaBro > Viggen
09/11/2016 at 16:58

Probably. Because I also learned that the Black House Spider, another dangerous spider, likes to wander around inside houses. I’ve even seen a couple in my bedroom in the past.

jkm7680 > Viggen
09/11/2016 at 16:59

Ooh, that would be pretty awesome.

Viggen > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 17:01

Kinja'd!!!

S65 > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 17:17

I think it’s your turn to use the nuke

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
09/11/2016 at 17:22

Kinja'd!!!

PS9 > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 17:27

Kinja'd!!!

Whelp. Sorry Washington, but there’s only one thing we can do about this problem now. Given the grave nature of the threat, I’m sure you understand.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 17:31

Huntsman spiders are beneficial.

I had a seven legged wolf spider in my apartment for a while that I just let chill. We had an understanding. He didn’t hang out in my bed, the couch, or the bathroom and he could continue living peacefully. He held up his end of the bargain, so I held up mine. Last I saw of him, he was hanging out on the door jamb of my front door, on the outside of it, so I guess he decided it was time to leave.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 17:36

Don’t kill those orb weavers! They’re very docile, just pick em up with your hand and put them in a bush or tree.

Cash Rewards > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:14

Orb Weaver spiders have the maximum difference between looking terrifying and being totally benevolent

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2016 at 18:21

I’d never kill them. I appreciate their work. They never come inside the house anyway.

TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3
09/11/2016 at 18:29

But Huntsman spiders are gigantic and can heck off.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:35

Heck?

We not saying “fuck” anymore?

TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3
09/11/2016 at 18:35

Heck.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:40

But that’s not even the correct sanitized curse word for this situation. Unlike “fuck,” “heck” does not work as a verb. “Piss,” or “bugger” would work better.

TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3
09/11/2016 at 18:43

Kinja'd!!!

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09/11/2016 at 18:49

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Xyl0c41n3 > Benjamin Rolland
09/11/2016 at 18:50

I knew I could count on you, fucker. :D

PS9 > jkm7680
09/11/2016 at 18:50

KILL IT

KILL IT UNTIL IT DIES FROM DEATH POISONING, THEN KILL IT SOME MORE

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:51

Kinja'd!!!